There was a moment in last night’s Tigers-Red Sox game, when the camera showed David Ortiz from a three-quarter-ish view, and I saw just a few letters on his road jersey: STON. For some reason my brain read it as Houston, not Boston. Stupid, really. Even stupider was spending my time doing this: imagining what would happen if the two teams switched cities. I give you the Houston Red Sox and the Boston Astros.
Just as stupid as Houston moving to the American League.